- Brynna reads a selection from the 2012 'winner' of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, and the winner of the Bad Sex in Fiction Award.
- B reads friends' submissions "My Supernatural Creation," and "The Most Beautiful Girl in School," which are from middle school and pret-ty embarrassing.
- Taylor gets his lazy butt out of bed and into the studio.
- T and B read Scott Leroux's creative writing from a couple years ago, and he calls in.
- T reveals the not-so-mysterious origins of his series Lightswitch, and reads a selection from one of his notebooks.
- B revisits her terrible literrry times.
Does Taylor lose the game? Y/N